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Arghh!! I’m so pissed off that the Castello movie sucks. Too many holes in the story line and trying too hard to fit too much in such a limited budget movie.

Can anybody answer these questions for me?
1. Who the hell is Castello? I didn’t recall any scene that Rosyam Nor introduced himself as Castello. There is a scene that Sepet said that ‘Kita kene hapuskan Castello sebelum dia jumpa kita’ but that’s about it.
2. Who the hell is Solo? In the end credits, Zain Ruffedge plays Solo. I thought he plays young Castello? What the heck?
3. Is this Castello related in any way to the Castello in ‘Gerak Khas’? How come the chinese dude died at the end? In fact, Castello too died at the end. But Castello and the chinese dude also died in ‘Gerak Khas’? Arghhhh..

So, me and my kid sister combined our thoughts and came up with a better Castello movie. Our Castello movie will have a ‘Godfather’ kind of theme. It’ll be a trilogy, Castello 1, 2 and 3. Here goes

Castello 1
Tells the story of Castello before he became the most feared man in KL. He came from a poor family. Lives near the Kelantan-Thailand border. Father’s a smuggler. Mum’s a housewife. Eventually, he also became a smuggler. Things turned bad when one of his friend’s got killed over a bad transaction. We can use back the story line from the original Castello move, only this time, instead of getting shot, he went Hindustan hero on the smugglers and eventually became the most feared man in the Kelantan-Thai criminal world. This movie needs a lot of subtitle because 90% of the language used is either Thai or Kelantan accent. We also need to include the story behind the name ‘Castello’. Maybe it’s actually a title given by him or something. Also, it needs to be a lot of bare handed fight scene. Muay thai is a must.

Castello 2
Continues from Castello 1, tells the story how Castello’s widen his criminal grip to Klang Valley. Maybe something like he fought against the existing drug lord. Car chase, explosions, illegal racing, drugs, sex, murder, mayhem, corrupt politicians, all the gangster related stuff should be packed in this movie. Action packed. Eventually, he succeded as the number one in Malaysia crime world. Also, we need to somehow plant the ‘wife’ character in this sequel. In this sequel, the focus should be the lifestyle of a criminal and the negative effect on social

Castello 3
Continues from ‘Gerak Khas’. Castello didn’t die. He was caught and sentenced to 10 years in prison because the prosecutor failed to find evidence to link him to more serious crime. In prison, he met with an old wise man that taught him how to be a good person. We can continue here with the original Castello story line. In this sequel, the focus should be the negative effects of crime on families

Slient prayer : "Please let Bade or Rosyam read this. Amin"

I just attended my first chinese wedding dinner. A really eye opener I must say. The whole dinner lasted for about 3 hours. Supposed to start at 7.30 but they had to delay a bit to wait for guests coming from out of town.

I think as part of tradition, guest are required to give angpow instead of presets. The amount varies, but the whole idea is to ease the newlyweds’s wedding cost. So, if you are invited to a chinese wedding dinner that you know will cost at least RM750 per table of 10 person, a RM10 angpow just wouldn’t cut it. Don’t worry about the envelope though, you can reuse the red envelop they put your invitation card in.

The dinner itself comes in 10 sequential courses. Try not to eat too much in one course or you’ll get full too early.

There’s little ethics of pouring the drinks. The idea is not to let any of the cups in the table empty. So, if you decided to pour yourself one, make sure everyone else’s glass doesn’t need a refill. Don’t overdo it though, this applies to glasses on your table that’s reachable by arm’s length.

There’s a lot of liquor involves and it’s freeflow. So, to muslim’s out there, don’t be tempted. Stick to your chinese tea and soft drinks, ok?

At the end of the ceremony, we’ll get to line up like schoolkids to shake hands with the newly weds and their families. All and all, another scratch for the 1000 things i’d like to do before i die

Congratulations to Kok Meng and Jialing.